Dear Bag Of Doritos,
Did you know that you’re my most favorite kind of chips ever?
Because you are.
And I’m going to miss you.
Because for the next 15 or so months, I won’t be able to eat you and it’s tearin’ up my heart just thinking about it.
If you’re wondering why we must part…
It’s me, not you.
Because tomorrow at 9:30am…
I’m getting braces.
Yes, you heard right.
At the age of 29, I will be getting braces to correct my open bite and hopefully solve the issue of my having jaw pain and grinding my teeth when I eat because my teeth don’t touch when I bite down.
So yea, this is not a break up.
This is a see you later.
Like later, later in January 2018.