|^^ Fresh Out The Womb … Big Lips Till I Die …|
A while ago, Michelle wrote a post wondering what her future kid with The Dizzle would look like.
The Answer? ME! Michelle is Korean, The Dizzle is Black and White. I’m Black, White and Cambodian … Same Difference … Plus I’m obsessed with her blog … So it only makes sense that I could be their lovechild.
^^ These are my real parents above and I love them to death!
On this day last year, I was on crutches and laid up in bed after having ACL & Menisicus surgery.
It wasn’t that much fun … But I made the most of it. Plus I was on Oxycontin soooo life was a dream ;) I brought the party to me since I couldn’t go out.
Last Year … My dad sent me a birthday message 2 days early because he hadn’t changed his calendar from the year before! And I had a
penis sex toy passion party at my place, decorations courtesy of my mom ordering everything. She stayed at my place for a week to take care of me after my surgery and was really excited about my birthday plans. You should’ve seen her at the computer, checking out all the sex toy party decorations. There was alot of “Oh my god, You need to have this!” “Omg, what do they DO with that!?” She ordered the penis cake mold, penis table cloth, penis straws and penis banners to hang on the walls… You know, as my birthday present. Not because she’s into that kind of stuff ;)
She ALSO got me a flashlight for my birthday… To protect myself. And did a wonderful job showing me how I can use it as a weapon lol.
Today … I’m going to work with two fully functioning legs and couldn’t be more happy.As a present to myself, I’m eating whatever the hell I want and going shopping for my first ever Spanx thingy to wear under my dress for my girlfriend’s wedding this weekend! I’m actually really excited about the Spanx, I may even flash a couple people just to show it off… And then I’ll be meeting up for drinks with my roomies afterwards. It’s ladies night at the mexican bar around where I live… $5 frozen margaritas from 7pm till midnight for chicks at the bar? Oh …. You KNOW I’m there!
Have a Great Day Everyone! I’ll be back on blog sometime next week … Gotta focus on writing up a couple guest posts before I write another post for this bloggity lol. Annnnd pack for my weekend out of town. It’s gonna be Ah-Mazing! You can follow me on Instagram if you’re feeling nosy and wanna know what crazy-ness I get into this weekend ;)
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